vote

as the famous criminal/mob member/rapper, puff daddy 

sorry...p. diddy /

...sorry diddy /

...sorry daddy /

...sorry sean combs...once said, "vote or die." ("look at me, i'm DANGEROUS/politically aware") 

/ So get out there and vote for someone who will be alive for the full four-year term /

(It has five letters and rhymes with "Oh Mama!") /

/ ...or else...we'll die /

(intense)

p.s. if you wear a shirt that says "save darfur," the janjaweed will lay off. :)